Sandra Bullock dancing on The Ellen Show
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting Hollywoods biggest party [x]
test fiona goode again.
You know a show is circling the drain when the recaps shitting on it are waaaay more enjoyable and well-written than the show itself.
Autostraddle’s Kate and TV.com’s Lily Sparks do God’s work. We might get a shovel full of shit on Sunday night (like we did last week), but we can look forward to the insanely accurate, hysterical recaps Mondays and Wednesdays.
I want to go to the OUAT writers room (or, most likely, opium den) and force them to listen to me read these brilliant eviscerations out loud.
Here’s just a part of Kate’s accurate analysis:
"Is this floozy for real? We owe mother-fucking ALL OF IT to Regina. Let me recap for you dumb bitches. Y’all head to Neverland minus a plan. Who comes up with the plan? Regina. Y’all get caught up in your love triangle and conception needs. Who leaves your dead weight and finds the only other effective person on the island? Regina. Y’all need to get into the enemy camp. Who magics the Lost Boys into submission? Regina. Y’all need to do dirty work to get the end results. Who is the only one willing to do said dirty work? Regina. Y’all need to move the moon. Who has been training Emma all this time so the two of them can move the moon? Goddamned Regina. Y’all need to get out of a trap held tight by your regrets. Who regrets 100% nothing? REGINA MOTHER-FUCKERS. Y’all need to do every single one of these things and do it fast if you’re gonna save Henry, and who made those things happen? R-E-G-I-N-A.”
hahahhahaa bless this recap: http://teenwolfmixtapes.tumblr.com/post/69515991800/ouat-3x10-the-new-neverland-recap
Oh goodness… someone please take this book away from me…
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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THE FOURTH ONE
"ONLY LOVE’S FIRST KISS WILL AWAKEN YOUR PUPPIES"
"Fuckin done with your shit Captain Cruellaficent."